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Stella Nyanzi
These NRM fools. Nze nabagamba they should pay Besigye to continue defiance because Stella Nyanzi was going to change the whole meaning of the word!
Stella is right out of Tsun Tzu and Niccolo Macchiaveli all rolled into one!
If the oppressor controls the battlefield, change the battlefield. Change the weapons. Change the rules! By no means do you fight him on his Own ground using his own rules, using his Own weapons!
She is Che Guevara and a judoka all rolled into one! Never engage a bigger, more powerful enemy on their own ground. Dance around them. Sting like Muhammad Ali. Give them a black eye. Get the audience chanting while they stagger around in blind punch drunk rage!
Stella is right out of Musevenis guerilla manual! When his elder Obote wouldn’t give the new upstart a seat at the eating table, the rude young man refused to wait his time until those in power had eaten their fill and threw him a bone while he fed on their loud smelly farts! He went under the table with 27 other impatient and greedy young miscreants and with vulgarity spat out of the end of the gun barrel sodomised them till they run off to Juba.
At least Stella leaves no corpses in her wake so who is more vulgar?
Stella is from a generation that were children when museveni was killing his way to power. They are now in their middle ages and have watched him and his band of old fat men and women fart and belch their way through thirty years in power while blocking all avenues to power and all platforms of political speech but grooming their own children to take over power. Now Muhoozi is doing the TV stations while playing the military hero while his in law is pretending to have invented the word ideology! Another in-law, a lawyer is all into all of the countries oil deals while the lesser in-laws Furanka and Atwiine piss on everyone! Even the daughter takes from the people on behalf of God! Meanwhile uncle saleh and joviah have their hand in every other pie!
Just how long can one family piss on all of you and call it rain? The biggest insult to Ugandans was making Janet a minister not to mention an MP! Let’s forget her degrees … but minister of education! It doesn’t rain in Uganda … it pours!
When I was kwogeraza my mukyaala Nina Mbabazi and her clan were still running with the leopards she loved to tell me I was rude! Mbu I should have sugarcoated my truths! Until her daddy stuck a finger in the leopards arse and they sent the recently deceased kaweesi around with the tear gas truck!
When I challenged her on Mulago she wrote me miles of criticism for being out of touch and hiding under the bed and all while they were sacrificing … until Jackie Chan needed a cancer operation and run off to London because there was no hospital good enough to do a simple basic cancer operation in Uganda!
Nze nabagambanga lwabulungi but they wouldn’t listen! Kakati they are giving press conferences mbu omulalu yabavumye! Even a dog knows not to fight a wounded cornered cat! Ugandans are wounded and bleeding from getting raped sans lube repeatedly by a whole family of leopards and leopardesses! Now they are wondering why they hate us so!
When you refuse to talk to the sane ones be ready to talk to the mad ones!
The war has moved from air conditioned board rooms to the streets and the bushes of luwero! Except that the ageing guerillas of yesteryear cannot recognise the battlefield nor the weapons. Like their sagging now impotent third legs that wouldn’t know what to do with a wet and willing nubile pretty young thing the poor doddering old fools are confused! Nalongo has served them enenne and they are angazi like deer stuck in the headlights of a racing train! No shot of Viagra will help!
Not kayihura who is about to be disciplined for saying bad things about officers with pot bellies a few years ago! He said it was a sign of indiscipline and that such officers should not be in the forces. He went onto a much publicized exercise regime a year ago showing off his fitness and martial art skills. Have you ever heard him say anything since! He couldn’t be allowed to go around when his commanding officers, father, son and uncle all have more than a few inches of indiscipline around their middle! He is now virtually mute! He may soon be forced to tour the country preaching the virtues of a little potty!
As for Mutabaazi, Kavuma and that drunken defrocked priest Lokodo whose job I have never been able to devine … bambi they are about to be trotted out to employ the coercive powers of the state against an angry person asking for answers! Lokodo is fixated on women’s skirts and nudity! I think that’s his job! The way things are going Stella just may give him an eyefull of what he desires!
I am watching this movie with lots of popcorn andI can assure you … zintugga!
The icing on my cake was my mukyalas aunty Alice Rubindi previously known as Alice in wonderland for having her head in the clouds when she was a cheer leader in a yellow tutu for the man in the hat now sticking a finger up the leopardess bottom … banange Ugandans are not loyal! She really did it when Ms Marie Antoinette was down with petticoats up and bleeding!
Marie Antoinette wanted the excitement of politics after being so long in the boudoirs and kitchens of state house! Now she has got it! Anti kyoyagaliza embazzi …! As first leopardess she is protected from the blood and gore. As a front bench minister in a thieving government run by one family and riddled with nepotism it is open season! Shit happens. Blood spatters!
Do not say I didnt warn you! Stella is a study on the use of subversive techniques to combat the all powerful oppressant!
As I have always said, there is a method to Stellas madness. Dismiss her as a madwoman at your own peril!
If these people had any sense they would dig a little more into her academic background and find out a little bit more about exactly what it is she studied at university and did her PhD in as well as what her main research interests and activities are or have been!
And if they think they are going to use the coercive powers of the state they should read up on Putin versus a rude little Russian girl band!
And they should please call off their village idiots posing as CID! That travel ban thing was so stupid!
PS: Wabula I am now scared of Gayaza girls!
