what being a teacher means

[Yoweri Museveni]

what being a teacher means

We were the first to be locked down but you have tried to portray us as nothing, but Heheheheeee! We are gonna show you what being a teacher means! We are going to teach you a lifetime lesson!
1. You gave out posho and beans, BUT teachers were NOT on your list and you ATE them
2. You promised us Radios and TV BUT you ATE the money.
3. You promised face masks BUT you gave out fake masks because you ATE the money meant to solicit for the standard ones!
4. You hoodwinked us that you had given us 22 billion to cater for all affected teachers BUT you also shamelessly ATE that money! Yiiiiiii bisajja mwe!!
5. You are always pretending to be pitting us a lot about our plight BUT you have resorted to portraying us on media , with a lot of ridicule mbu we are desperate by showing all the petty jobs we have turned like making bricks, attending to rabbits making chapatti, selling charcoal etc!! All this meant to continue portraying to the entire world mbu how badly off we are!!
BUT LISTEN TO THIS CAREFULLY, ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO HAVE PARTICIPATED IN RIDICULOUS DEFAMATION OF THE INTEGRITY OF TEACHERS :
Ever since March 20th 2020 when schools were officially closed,
(a) TEACHERS have Survived without your posho and beans for almost a year!
(b) TEACHERS have Been switching off your boring and impractical lessons on your stupid radios and TV stations
(c) TEACHERS have been manufacturing their own classic face masks and have never gone to MoH to beg for any mask!
(d) TEACHERS have been surviving and will continue surviving with or without your dirty 22 billion, after all, ever since you ate that money there is no any teacher who has died of embezzlement! Silly you!
(e) TEACHERS don’t mind about how much you portray them to the public on your biased media! Mind you, teachers ever teach practical lessons to their students, so making bricks and rearing pigs is far better than stealing from a coffin of a Covid victim!! So relax, we are doing better than before!
Therefore, a #CONGRESS_OF_MODIFIED_TEACHERS have resolved that they are going to EAT YOUR CHILDREN the moment schools resume, oba this year oba 2040, it is up to you! (Now some sick minds are racing to interpret this according to their own wicked brains)
THIS IS HOW WE ARE GOING TO EAT YOUR CHILDREN
(a) Instead of teaching for 80 minutes per lesson, we shall teach for only 15 minutes! We shall EAT YOUR CHILDREN’S #LESSON_TIME ! We shall be busy attending to our bricks, gardens and piggery!
(b) No more extra time for your children mbu consultation! We shall be busy in the evening along roadsides trying to make chapatti and frying chips and chicken. We shall EAT YOUR CHILDREN’S #EXTRA_TIME ! We used to waste a lot of time trying to attend to the family members of thieves!
(c) On Visitation Day each parent will be attended to electronically! We shall be conversing on social media with you about your children’s progress, as long as you pay for our data! We shall EAT THE #CONTACT_TIME ! Temutusembelera!
(d) Stop making noise to us mbu your children are not getting 1st Grade or Principal passes! Why not ask the TV and radio goons who know how to teach! We shall EAT YOUR CHILDREN’S MARK SHEETS! Who paid our tuition at campus #mulyoke_mutwepankileko ?!
(e) When any of your children misbehaves at school, get prepared to come and pick him or her and take your in-born products, school is not a place for #vampires ! We shall have no time for counseling your kids! #Nanyini_mufu …..! We shall #skin_your_born_lumpens_alive if they dare misbehave! Twakowa abazadde abatalina mpisa!!
NB: AND MIND YOU, TEACHERS WILL CONTINUE TO SURVIVE, WITH OR WITHOUT YOU (with a #Revised_Teachers_Code_Of_Conduct ) , BECAUSE WE ARE MEANT TO TEACH THE WORLD HOW TO SURVIVE! THEN HOW CAN WE OURSELVES FAIL TO SURVIVE!
LET US TALK AND RISE UP FOR TEACHERS’ RIGHTS